"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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