Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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3 2 1 whiskey
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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