I only kidnapped one of them. chill
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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