She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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