I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
as a side note pls kill me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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