we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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