She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he just fucked me for my cheese.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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