Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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