cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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