There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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