Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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