So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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