How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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