apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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