I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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