READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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