the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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