it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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