who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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