how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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