i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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