five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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