your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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