Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
