No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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