he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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