My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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