i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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