No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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