That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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