literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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