Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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