it's like iHOP with fire
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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