did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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