people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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