I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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