I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't think brook has ever known best
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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