North Korea, Best Korea!
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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