Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We're too hungover to prance.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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