dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
