I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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