people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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