It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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