My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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