I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
