Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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