You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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