I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
this is an emotional support booty call
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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