Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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