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just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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