I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
What a dumb baby whore.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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