so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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