Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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