I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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