I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
the gays at disneyland are vicious
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Shame is for Republicans.
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